May 2013
I wish feelings had an on and off switch
me: *likes someone*
me: *thinks i have a chance*
me: *remembers what i look like*
me: *cries*
“Never get too attached to anyone unless they also feel the same towards you...”
– (via illoha808)
jonbutter:
“we accept the infinite we think we swear in this moment”
me: hey i was wondering if you wanna go out sometime
crush: no
me: wtF omG soRRY that was my CAT running across the keyboarD OMG!!!
isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time
*ignores feelings*
kouharens:
IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT DESERVE YOUR LOVE„,
“When someone won’t let you in, eventually you stop knocking.”
– Jacob’s Father, Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children (via majorleaguereading)
i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true
ostracizedpoodle:
who am i shaving for
turklet:
the moral of the story is never have feelings for anybody ever
shnji:
I have such a problem with secondhand embarrassment that if I’m watching something and a character does something that I find even the littlest bit embarrassing I have to either mute the TV or plug my ears and avert my eyes. It makes me really anxious.
sardonicheight:
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
Happy birthday eve to me
Not gonna lie I spend 86% of my time imagining different scenarios in my head
idk why i even bother getting crushes on people because it’s not like i’m gonna end up dating them anyway so like it’s such a waste of feelings
